DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
By Fall Out Boy
when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again
I tell my girlfriend I am hornet. She thinks it’s typo, but she’ll find out soon enough.
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras